Apparently Colin Jost is coming to my school on tuesday to do stand up. That’s seriously insane.
Nope you haven’t and thanks! I don’t think I’ll ever change it. It’s who I am now. I am tuuuba girl.
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts